w!nter's log

[Winter]

♫ name: my name is princess bananalopediatopelidedis, but you can call me winter for short <3 (don't worry, it won't upset the banalopediatopelidedis empire)

♫ amount of cats: hmm... i have about 1993472785 cats, but i decided to create only six, one of them being adopted.

♫ favorite cat: garfield rocks! he's hilarious.

♫ no, of the cats you created, which ones your favorite? oh you meant that? jee, i'll have to go with tiffany, my imaginary calico/german shepard/umbreon/pikachu kitty. she's lovely! i'm not sure she's a cat though.

♫ are we done yet? course! now go away and get me a chocolate tart.

♫ why should I? cause i say so.

♫ too bad. I'm going home. fine! suit yourself. but you won't get any CANDY!

umm... hello?

anyhow, welcome to winter's log! this is a place where I will post random stuff, talk to myself, pretend to be J.D from Scrubs, and post about my characters.

enjoy! ♥

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[Winter]

[Winter]

Why must I write a paragraph about myself? I find this annoying and degrading. Never have I been interested on talking to other people about myself, for I have a very prudent personality. And I find the rest of humanity absurd and deplorable. How can I share my secrets or form intimacies with ludicrous people and characters that cram this world? I find that pointless. Regardless, I still have to talk about myself or my stupid owner won't role play with me anymore. Not that I care, but I was bought to this futile and gullible world with a porpoise, and that porpoise is to be role played by my owner. It sucks big time, but I have no other choice. So I must speak about myself for a while to accomplish my crude porpoise in life.

As you already know, my name is Drizzlesong. I am ThunderClan's deputy and I enjoy the job. I've been deputy for some months now and it's been very nice. I like most of my clanmates and all of them follow my orders without hesitation. I guess that's probably why I like them. I like to give orders, and I adore those who follow them. I may have slight conflicts with those who defy my authority and refuse to do what I order. Actually, those who happen to be like that, can find themselves the next day, very confused, in the middle of a lake in Peru. So in other words, following my orders is crucial for any ThunderClanner.

Though all cats don't question my authority, I have very few friends. Well, if you want to be technical, I have no friends. I have some acquaintaces that come and go, but my relationships with people are always indifferent and impervious. Not that I care though. The less intimacies I create with others, the better. I avoid getting hurt. Plus, who needs intimacies or friends when you're me? I rule everybody and those who don't want to be ruled, well, most have dissapeared like Amelia Earthheart.

I remember that, a long time ago (no I mean it, a really really really long time ago), I used to be happy. Or well, I used to actually feel emotions and all that crap people feel now a days. I used to be blissful. But all that ended when my son and my mate were killed by a dreadful enemy of mine. I dare not pronounce her name and I will not, because it just brings back hideous memories I do not wish to recall. Well, this abominable creature we're speaking of happened to be my best friend. Until she betrayed me and decided to murder my kit and then my mate. I finished her off, but by the time she was dead, it was too late. I had lost what I had most treasured. So from then on, I shunned all emotions from my life. The happy me used to be called Sheelah. Now I'm known as Drizzlesong, someone completely different from my distant self.

Alright this should be enough. I really do hope stupid Winter role plays with me again because I haven't been used since I found Timberkit in the RiverClan border. I wish Winter would hurry up and role play with me, before I run away and join somebody else's log. It can happen.

I don't hope you enjoyed my log because I did it without the faintest will. If you did or did not, I frankly couldn't careless. Next time, however, I warn you to not get near me and instead get a life. How about going outside to recycle and help this poor planet from contamination? Go and do that. It's an order. If you don't, you may find yourself tomorrow morning in your Math teacher's classroom about to do a test you forgot about and in your underwear. I mean it. Go and recycle. And remember, I know where you live.

That's all folks, smell ya later!

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[Winter]

{um, yeah, hi people. you see, um, timbercloud isn't a warrior yet, but he's still an apprentice. still i couldn't be bothered on modifying the images saying 'timberpaw' to 'timbercloud' when he became a warrior, so i just made them a little ahead of schedule. you don't mind, do you? course you don't, cause you're cool =D}

Hello. My name is Timberpaw. My tender owner and creator, Winter, kindly requested that I write some words for her lovely log. I admit, I wasn't very enthusiastic by the idea of sharing my feelings and thoughts to others, especially since I know I am most likely of getting a deep emotional trauma. But I must follow the orders of Winter, who was kind enough to spend her time on creating me and making up every single aspect of me, so that later, I was able to develop more traits that would make me somebody good. I really own Winter for creating me and I am grateful to her, so I accepted her offer of writing some things about me.

First, I am a horrible cat. I am utterly and impossibly ugly. Physically that is. When my mother (whoever she was) gave me birth, I was born deformed. My tail was meant to be longer, but it somehow twisted and curled and it ended up looking like the one of a Sus Barbatus (a species of a pig). My eyes are massive and bulge out of my tiny face, which hasn't grown at the pace of my eyes. The rest of my features are disgusting and most cats are repulsed by my appearance. I just thought you should know.

Second, though I am atrocious, I am smart. I am modest, but I can't deny my wits. I know things no cat has ever known or observed. I may have the IQ of a human perhaps, though no way as high as that of Artemis Fowl. See? I even know the smartest of all humans when most people don't. Also, do you know the formula of hydrosulfuric acid? Not likely. It's H2S and it may help to know that it's a covalent bond. Want me to give you more example of how intelligent I am? You probably do, but I do not wish to expose my wisdom, because that, in slang and colloquial languages is called to 'show off'.

And third, well, I don't know what else to say. I must say that I dislike myself. I don't understand how anybody could like me. When Drizzlesong found me in ThunderClan's border with RiverClan, I felt jovial. I've been trying to fit in ThunderClan as hard as I could and I've done a lot of things to form intimacies. I am desperate to form intimacies and friends and to feel comfortable around others. I am not completely sure how I should behave around people, or how to create intimacies. I hope I will learn soon. I really do.

That's all I have to say. No actually, I have more, but I do not feel like sharing. It's a bit awkward for me, if you get it. I hope to see you later and perhaps, would you be my friend?

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[Winter]

Howdy folks! How's life? It's Nightmoon speaking! Good ol' Winter asked me to write something for her log and voila, here it is! I won't write much though. I just promised this really cute tom I'd go hunting with him, so I'll just write a paragraph or two. I hope you don't mind. You probably won't cause you're so totally cool so yey! I hope you enjoy my babble for the time being.

Anyhow, my name is Nightmoon (as you already know) and I've lived in WindClan all my live. I was born in a litter of three; my brother Blackstripe and my unknown sister Ravenshadow. As you can see, we all have somber names! But that's out of the topic. Well you know, our family was a steady and lovely WindClan family that lived happily for the first months of my live. But because we were kits, we were oblivious to what was going on in our clan. Our father was a great vindicator and WindClan's former deputy. He got in a raid with the RiverClanners and, while me and my siblings played and slept, he was troubled by the opposite clan. One day, while the RiverClanners and the WindClanners quarreled, Ravenkit sneaked out of the nursery to follow our father and somehow got into the RiverClan clan. She was confused by a queen who had recently given birth to other kits and was adopted by the kit as her own. Ravenkit was unable to tell her where she really came from, for she was barely a moon old. And she shortly forgot about her real parents, her brain being to tiny to remember. A WindClan warrior saw a kit drowning in the river and when he heard our petrified mother, screaming for her lost kitten, he summed a couple of facts up and came to tell us the sad story. For all our lives, we thought our dear sister was dead.

That is until we met in a gathering, when we were of age. My stupid brother and me happened to be twins, and Ravenshadow was part of our trio, so we instantly found the chemistry between each other. We became friends and met every gathering. Not until Ravenshadow began digging in about her past did we discover she was actually from our family. That and our mother (before she perished, the poor lady) recognized her instantly when we presented Ravenshadow to her. From that day on, we began investigating and reunited our family. Our at least, we attempted to. Our dad had died two months after we became warriors after being killed by a vengeful RiverClanner and our mother was sick. But still, we remained close as a family for a while.

However, life separated us. All of us took different paths. Ravenshadow loved us, but she refused to join WindClan, despite her benevolent personality. She belonged in RiverClan more that she'd ever will in WindClan, and the WindClan leader didn't accept her. Blackstripe fell in love with a kittypet and decided to become a kittypet himself. He took the name Ashy. Degrading huh? But he doesn't call it degrading. He calls it 'true love'. As for me, well, I occasionally see Ravenshadow but that's just it. I wish I was closer to her.

Oops! I wrote too much. I should go now. I have a date. Usually, I leave my dates on their haunches, waiting impatiently for me to come, but I really do need to hunt right now. I haven't handed in my monthly prey. Hasta la bye-bye!

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[Winter]

{hi people! me again. as you can see, mistyrose's file is empty. unfortunately, i haven't created her yet, but when i do, i will modify this post.}

[Winter]

{note that this bio was written exclusively for this site. i've never reposted it any other sites, making it super special. he is also the first cat i created here and my favorite all the way, even more than tiffany xD}

Eug. It's my turn to write. I can't believe Winter put me in this situation. Sure, she's nice and all for creating me, but it's frustrating and annoying to write about myself. Who wants to hear about me? I'm a spiteful and lonesome tom that will never fit in society. Neither to I desire to fit in. I loath society and everybody else because, like my ol' pal used to say, 'People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling'. A perfect reason to refuse to speak. But well, I was very kindly asked to do it and I have to pretend I am budged by tenderness. How sad is that! Also, I must clear some confusion about my name. My name is Krestalclaw, not Krestelclaw. For some reason, people think my name is Krestelclaw. It is not. I'm Krestalclaw. It wasn't a typo either. It doesn't mean anything though, yet again, it doesn't have to. Apart from expressing animosity, my name has no positive meaning. I hope expect that was left clear. It better be.

Regardless, because I hate humanity and I hate to share my weaknesses with others, I will make this very very brief. Why should it be longer anyway? Nobody is likely to read it. Mostly my life has been miserable. Miserable and heinous, yet not a failure. I have succeeded on every task I've put myself on. I'm quite distinguished above my kind. And why bother being modest? The point of life is demonstrate your grandness, hence my lack of plebiscite. I think you get the point when I say I am perfect in every single aspect, especially deception. You will never find someone as dishonest as me. I lie about everything, and you can never notice. Most emotional (and hormonal) cats claim they can see a cat's emotions by scrutinizing their eyes. They probably can, and so can I, but never will they be able to dissect the brilliant enigmas concealed in my gaze. I can tell you the sky is green and you are likely to believe it without the slightest doubt.

So this is a little lesson for you. Don't mess with me. Don't talk to me. Don't think about me. Don't dream about me. You are only allowed to fear me; to be utterly terrified at the mention of my name. I mean it. And I will eternally be your enemy, so it would not be good for me if I keep writing about myself.

I repeat. Messing with me is a synonym of committing suicide. Now move away and do something that will make humanity suffer. Ignore Drizzlesong's tattle about 'recycling' because it is likely to help the earth. I desire nothing better than the death of humanity. So go out the streets and pollute them for Krestalclaw's sake.

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[Winter]

{i just adopted percy from skippeh, so i need to rp with him before actually knowing what percy would say. <3}

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[Winter]

I'm really grateful for those who helped with the creation of this log, so I must thank them. Also, I had nothing better to do, so I decided to do this, just for fun. Who knows, I'll probably end up doing affiliates as well! That'd be fun... Anyhow, first, I'd like to thank with all my heart to Brushezzy for those super duper and amazing brushes they make! They even work with Photoshop 7 (the one I have) and that's a lot. Second, thanks a lot to Da Font.com for those lovely fonts. They kill me, really, they do. And third, thanks to Moony for her post on the Snowflake Festival with those cute snowflakes. The snowflakes here are a copy from hers. Thanks guys!