George
Caramel
I'm a pirate, and I go RAWR.
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Post by George on Feb 21, 2009 7:46:37 GMT -5
ZIS WILL BE FUNNIZ!!
me: HI
weird crazy sales dude from a comercail: HI ~~insert name here~~ you just won 100,000,000 dollars!!
me: OMG no way!! <3
weird crazy sales dude from a comercail: yes way, all you have to do is......shave your head and dance like a monkey!
me: good day to u sir!!!!
i go to smash phone and throw it out window!
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Post by mysteryfaith on Feb 21, 2009 8:59:35 GMT -5
xP That was awesome! xD Okay, the next one is from a while ago.
Caller: Hi, this is ___ from ____ and we've got some great deals for you. Are your parents home?
Me: Hi, this is Schmee-Noo from the Boredom Addicts Anonymous group meeting, can we help you?
Caller: *Sounds bored* Are your parents home, Schmee Noo?
Me: Would you like to book an appointment? We've got meetings on Tuesday and 3:30am.
Caller: *Sighs* We've got a great deal for your parents.
Me: Okay, sir, we'll see you at 3:30! Bring a teddy bear. It's compulsory.
Caller: Goodbye, ma'am.
Me: The BAA are waiting for you with open arms!
xD
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Post by miss. s k i p on Feb 21, 2009 14:54:09 GMT -5
I call this one :
My Long Lost Mate
~ring ring, ring ring~
ME: Hello?
CALLER: Hello. This is Rose from the-
ME: (cutting off Rose mid sentence) ROSE! Oh! Oh, my! My, my mymymy! Oh, dear Rose! I never thought I'd hear from you again! Oh Rose! I missed you so! I can't believe how EXILIRATING it is to hear your voice!
CALLER: Miss? I believe you have me mistaken for someone else...I'm just Rose from the Safe-Auto insurance company, and I'm-
ME: (cutting off Rose again) No no Dear! You ARE Rose! You are my long lost mate! I had tea with you 10 years ago! And then you had to go on that awful cruise...(sobs)...and the blasted ship sunk and we never heard from you again! We thought you had drown! Oh Rose, how I missed you so!
CALLER: (feeling guilty for not being the real Rose I think she is) Oh, dear, how do I put this...I'm sorry miss, but I'm not the Rose your looking for. I'm just calling to ask if you want to purchase some insurance from our company. It's my job dear.
ME: Oh, yes Rose I know. That was your job before the cruise! What a nice boss you must have to let you have your job back after the accident!
CALLER: -sighs- Yes. He's a great man. Now, would you like to buy some insurance?
ME: Oh, no Rose, I'm sorry. I already have some with Nationwide.
CALLER: Oh that's quite alright. (anxious to end the conversation) I guess I'll let you go now-
ME: (cutting Rose off) No! No! Wait Rose you have to give me your number before you go so we can call each other and get together! I don't have your new one that your calling from...
CALLER: -CLICK!- |
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Post by b√αиk on Feb 21, 2009 21:35:15 GMT -5
Me: yello
Telemarketer: Uhhh... Hi I'm Dave from-
Me: greeno
Telemarketer: Would you like to buy a Wacky Wac-
Me: purpleoooo
Telemarketer: I see.. (pause) What about having a Wacky Wacky Inflatable Tub-
Me: blueooo
Telemarketer: ummmm.... We have a overstock! So now there's a Sale! Would you like-
Me: redooo
Telemarketer: uhhhhh
( One Hour Later)
Me: periwinkleooo
Telemarketer: Ok... I gotta go...
Me: fushciaoooo-
Telemarketer: - CLICK - |
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George
Caramel
I'm a pirate, and I go RAWR.
Posts: 190
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Post by George on Feb 21, 2009 21:44:06 GMT -5
ZIS WILL BE FUNNIZ!!
me: HI, WHO R U?
weird crazy sales dude from a comercail: A dude
me: OMG no way!! <3
weird crazy sales dude from a comercail: Will you buy a fine, quality, guitar?
me: uhhhh...no!
weird crazy sales dude from a comercail: Why? Do u not Like me??? :Starts to cry:
me: Ok, fine i wil buy one, how much?
weird crazy sales dude from a comercail:100,000,00
me: OMG, THEN I WONT BUY ONE, GOOD DAY TO YOU!!
i go to smash phone and throw it out window!
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Moonzzz
Cotton Candy
People who dont know me think i am quiet, people who do wish i was[D3v:moonshade20]
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Post by Moonzzz on Feb 25, 2009 23:21:00 GMT -5
I HATE TOLL FREE SERVICE! They always ruin my connection!
So here is my dream conversation with a telemarketer!!!!!!!
~~Ring a ling~~
Me: OMG hi Linda!!!!
Caller: Ermmm, i am not linda. I would like to sell you... -cuts off-
Me: OH Linda! It has been so long! Remember that one time when we hunted down that telemarleter and chopped her head off?
Caller: Excuse me *brgins to sweat*
Me: Dont you remember? Perhaps you remmeber the disection of the puppy......
Caller: I am not Linda i just want to...
Me: Oh so your SALLY!!!! You know you both sounded both the same! Remember when we took our machine guns and pelted those people and the blood was every................
Caller: -Click-
FIN
Me: LOL
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Post by miss. s k i p on Feb 27, 2009 18:21:51 GMT -5
Haha Moonstar, mines kinda like yours.
ring ring;;
me: helloooo?
caller: hi.
me: who is this?
caller: Emily from---
me: (cuts off Emily mid sentence) Oh! Hey Emily...fun night last night...
caller: What? What are you talking about? I'm just a worker for the mattre---
me: (cutting off again) oh, you know what I'm talking about. You know, last night, in the club?
caller: (clears throat) Um, no. I don't remember that...
me: well, we weren't exactly what you would call sober...so that's understandable...
caller: I really don't know what your talking about. I'm not the same Emily your thi---
me:(cutting off a third time) Well, do you remember dancing on the table? You know, that one long table under the disco ball?
caller: no....
me: you know, when we took our shirts off and unhooked each other's bras! Jeez you must have been really out of order last night to forget all this! Gosh! How was your hangover this morning! Gee! I bet that was something you don't wish to relive!
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