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Post by miss. s k i p on Dec 4, 2008 17:05:27 GMT -5
Hullo! So, almost everybody gets those calls from businesses and junk where they ask for you parents so they can try to sell em' stuff right? Well, when you parents aren't available, what do you say? That's what we want to know!
Here you can post things you can say to these phone calls when the person they are trying to reach is not available. They can be things that you have actually replied with, or just funny ideas for the future. Please give play by play descriptions of the phone call.
However, refrain from using people's real names, for privacy of course. Use fake names please.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Dec 4, 2008 17:10:31 GMT -5
Embarass Factor
-ring ring, ring ring-
Me: Hello?
Other end: Hi, this is Daniel from the _____ company. Is Howard Hammock available?
Me: -realizes dad is not home, but doesn't say that because they might come kidnap me if they think I'm home alone!- No, he's pinching a bo-bo.
Other end: ....um...-embarrast- okay, I'll call back later.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Dec 4, 2008 17:36:10 GMT -5
Repeative Answers
-ring a ding ding-
Me: Hello?
Other end: This is Bob Mac from Happy Toys shopping. Are you interested in purchasing stereo set?
Me: I like music.
Other end: Yes, then this is the perfect offer for you. This stereo set is 10% off. it's reduced price is because of a Christmas sale we are having. Do you live in the Newberry or Levelton?
Me: I like music.
Other end: Yes I know. That's why this is such a great deal. Now, all you have to do is-
Me: -tone rising, cutting off the Bob Mac- I DON'T care! I like music!
Other end: Okat\y, okay! But maybe you will be interested-
Me: -yelling- Give me Beyonce or give me death!! -hang up-
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Post by b√αиk on Dec 4, 2008 18:11:25 GMT -5
Can we Count on your Vote?
- ringing -
Me: helllllloooo?
Telemarketer: Hi I'm ____, I support Barack Obama who has plans to change the way we are living now-
Me: uh-huh
Telemarketer: Obama will be a good president
Me: your point?
Telemarketer: (Acts like she didn't hear me) We were wondering if we could count on your vote?
Me: uhhhhh........................I'm to young to vote...
Telemarketer:
Me: *clears throat*
Telemarketer: We'll be sure to watch his speech tonight at 9 on abc. Bye!
Me: ya.... bye.
(just to let you know this actually happened, hehe) |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Dec 4, 2008 19:36:32 GMT -5
I was hoping you would post that one Blank! |
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Post by Moony™ on Dec 5, 2008 15:28:27 GMT -5
Lol xD
Now I wish I had those advertising callers instead of those auto-played reorded robots. xD
Ring Ring~
Caller: This is the Mercedes Benz company. May I speak to Mrs. and Mr. Moony?
Me: No.
Caller: Are they unavailble?
Me: Maybe.
Caller: Alright, then. Uh, please let them know that I've called and hopefully a reply back.
Me: -hangs up with a xD face- Kekeke~ they lost to BMW. xD
We bought a car, and we were thinking of Benz, but naaah. It's been happening more than once so.
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Post by `` serene ! on Dec 6, 2008 10:32:12 GMT -5
i didn't actually say this but my aunt _____ did. xD
-rings-
aunt -- hello?
dude -- is ______ there? (he's talking about aunt)
aunt --- no wh--
-is cut off by dude-
dude -- well we wanted to interest her in buying some land
-aunt is pretty irked at the moment-
aunt -- sorry, but she died 3 days ago.
dude -- -dude is really embarressed- oh, uh sorry BYE!
-hangs up-
-aunt ____ cackles
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Post by miss. s k i p on Dec 13, 2008 11:25:49 GMT -5
-- haha. long one.
-xx- RiNG RiNG -xx-
me: hullo?
man: hi, is jankie jenkie available?
me: no sir!
man: oh, okay then. do you know what time he will be available next?
me: no sir!
man: okay. i'll try back later.
me: no sir! you won't try back later! you know why?
man: -uncertain that he really wants to know why, answers in feeble voice- why?
me: because i breed polar bears.
man: but, our callers list states that you live in california.
me: i am aware of where i am inhabiting sir! I have a glass dome filled with ice and snow and they have been living here for several years. if you, my good sir, call back later, i will track you down.
man: um, okay, but what does that have to do with you keeping polar bears?
me: i will put leashes on my polar bears and use their extreme extrasensory snozzes to track you. then, i shall unhook the leashes, and all havoc will break loose.
man: I don't understand how they will go for only me and not any other people...
me: i have been training them to attack and feast on telemarketer dummys stuffed with meat.
man: um...alright then...
me: dare you call back later, and you shall be ripped limb from limb, every bone on your body snapped and swallowed, every tooth dislodged, every drop of blood dranken, every----
man: -hangs up quickly- |
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Post by ;;Northern.xWinds;; on Dec 13, 2008 20:28:04 GMT -5
I love the last one skip
Its hilarious |
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~D o r i t o s~
Fruity Pop
My cat is licking me... proof that I am indeed Doritos...-having a moment-
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Post by ~D o r i t o s~ on Dec 21, 2008 0:39:53 GMT -5
YesI know this isn't a telemarketer thing, but I have to tell someone about this hilarious experience! x3 This actually happened once xD You know those stupid phone calls when this guy calls and keeps asking for someone, and it's always someone who's not there? Well, every once in a blue moon, one of the people the guy asks for is there. This is one of those times. -ring a ding dong ding-
Me: 'Yello?
Man: Uh, hi. Is Janice there?
Me: Nope, sorry. I think you've got the wrong number.
Man: In that case, is Darwin there?
Me: No. Sorry, I think you've got the wrong--
Man: -snicker- Is Michael there?
Me: ...No...
-a thousand names and 'no's' later-
Man: -snickerfit- Is Steve there?
Me: Actually, yes, he is. He's my dad. -hands phone to dad-
Dad: -deep ticked-off voice- Hello?
Man: OH SHI-- -hangs up- If that wasn't really funny, you had to be there.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Jan 7, 2009 17:36:27 GMT -5
Haha Doritos. That's funny. Yeah, actually that's my dad. Here dad! Haha. I can just imagine the caller's face. |
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Post by mysteryfaith on Feb 19, 2009 16:37:54 GMT -5
Oh noes Dx I am surrounded by people from the land of... other places! And I am a newb here!
This actually happened one time when my parents were out. Lol.
[ring ring]
Caller: Hello there, this is Toys-R-Us, and we have a special offer on--
Me: *Cuts off* I LIKE YOUR FLUFFY BEARS.
Caller: Then you should see our--
Me: *Cuts off again* THEY ARE CUDDLY AND SOFT.
Caller: And that's exactly why--
Me: *Cuts off again* NO. I WANT A TEDDY BEAR.
Caller: We have lots in--
Me: *Cuts off again* I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR.
Caller: Uhh... uhh...
Me: I WILL EAT YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY TEDDY BEAR.
Caller: *Hangs up*
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Post by b√αиk on Feb 19, 2009 18:44:08 GMT -5
zomg. That's hilarious Mysterfaith.
Anyways I am making one up.
Me: y'ello
Person: Hello is Amy there?
Me: No
Person: Oh in that case bye-
Me: who is this?
Person: ummmmm hi is Amy there?
Me: huh.... oh no
Person: ok then bye-
Me: hello?
Person: bye
Me: Hello? Who is this?
Person: What?
Me: Who are you and since when have I been on the phone?
Person: I called like a minute ago and..
Me: *hangs up*
the above is and example of short term memory loss. |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Feb 19, 2009 19:19:52 GMT -5
HAHAHA THOSE WERE HILARIOUS! HAHA I LIKE YOUR CUDDLY BEARS
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Post by mysteryfaith on Feb 20, 2009 11:34:48 GMT -5
I was home alone yesterday, and I took the oppurtunity when some crazy business person rang - AGAIN xD
Caller: Hi, this is John from British Gas. Is Mrs ___ home?
Me: Oh, John! Hi, hi. How is Teresa?
Caller: ...Excuse me?
Me: Haha, very funny John. Is little Emily okay?
Caller: ...Who are you talking about?
Me: HA HA JOHN! I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT TOO! Do you still see Amy?
Caller: ...Um. Bye.
Me: Yeah, John, I'll see you later. Oh, don't forget the ravioli!
Caller: ...Um. *Hangs up*
Me:* ]:< How rude.
xDD
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