A few reasons why drugs are bad. xDD

[morphine]

Mo here. Today I will be giving you a few reasons why drugs are bad. Yes, these reasons are quite funny, and I hope you laugh. This was the main purpose for this, because I like to make people happy through comedy. ANYWAYS. xDD The first reason is this.

My science teachers friends said riddles like "If your going downhill in a canoe with no wheels, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?" and that same friend said "No. Moss grows on the right side of the football!" and his other friend said "TWO SLICES OF SOUP!" xP This is also one of the reasons I love science class this year. We get hilarious stories.

The second reason is "Drugs are bad, kids!" as quoted by my science teacher. Yes, we akll know drugs are bad. HUGS NOT DRUGS. My favorite version is actually that. xPP

So, I hope I have made somebodies day! =D

~Morphine

[Moony™]

_{xDD it's funny, and random! -hi five-
Yay~ HUGS NOT DRUGS!
Our motto is something like "Ask me, see me, be me WE'RE DRUG FREE!" and one 7th grade class made a rap about it that broadcasted to the whole school. xD}

[miss. s k i p]

Hahah. -knee slapper-

-- I've only had to make one rap in my life. I was put in a group and we had to make a rap and a dance to it. It was supposed to be either about astronomy or our social studies teacher cause' it was her 50th birthday. All the groups based it on her 50th birthday. It was hilarious. It was like--

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Oh Mrs._____ your so fine,
You could make a deaf man rhyme,
You just turned 50,
That's so nifty,
Being 50 is so cool,
when you walk by all the old men drool...
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-- And so on and so on. XD She got a kick out of it.

[b√αиk]

Yeah that was funny! Hah <3 it!

As like skip i have only made up one rap and it was for the same thing in our school ours went like

50 is so nifty
teaching history since 1958'
yeah so i forget the rest cuz we pretty much sat their dumbfounded.

[miss. s k i p]

-- Haha. Ya your guy's rap sucked. Bwahaha. Our's was amazing. Cause' we had Brandon and Adam and Devon in our team.

[b√αиk]

I loved Brandon's backup beat thought it was amazing!

[miss. s k i p]

Yeah me too. I'm so jealous! When they do their

little beep box thing it sounds soooooo cool. -badly attempted to

beep-box, flinging spit everywhere rather then dropping a rad'

beat.-

[b√αиk]

hah all i can do is he insss thing that me and Theressa do.... i don't wanna try or else you all shall can shattered in lots of spit, more than skip's. *wipes drop from face*