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Post by b√αиk on Apr 14, 2009 20:30:40 GMT -5
hahahahahhaha.....
I haven't watched Twilight in -checks watch- *gasp* 2 hours! Oh NOES!!!! bleh. I am to addicted I need to calm down. I wish I had a portable DVD player. THEN I WOULD WATCH IT NONSTOP. and life would be blissful. eh. |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 16, 2009 17:51:57 GMT -5
Soo...just wondering...does anyone here have a TwiMom?
Well, I do.
It's actually slightly creepy. I warned her that if she read it, she would feel very...turned off by her husband, and she would constantly be asking and saying things such as:
1. Why don't you sparkle in sunlight?
2. Why don't you feel like cool granite? You just feel like flab!
3. Why do you have to look so distasteful? I mean really! Couldn't you just go find a vampire and plead to be bitten so you could pick up some magically delicious good looks??
4. Why don't you have a cool, old victorian type name? Yours is so overrated...and non-special...
5. Your are so rude! Why don't can't you be as polite as Edward?
etc etc.
But, she didn't listen and went ahead and started reading the series.
Now shes hooked. I swear Stephenie Meyer baked up some magical drug and secretly packed the pages of her books with them and this drug, when the books are opened, is poofed out into our eager faces and makes us CRAZY LUNATICS who are addicted to her books, and if we don't pump some twilight juice into our systems (via reading,) we all turn into maniacs and go on killing sprees. ^^
Anyways...so my mom is addicted too, but not as much as me. (duhh) She's Team Edward. Grr mommy him and all his rock hard sculted body and polished manners and delightfully scrumptious personality is m i n e.
Haha, last night, she said, "Skip, I don't know if I aprove of you reading these books...I just finished reading Eclipse and there was alot of kissing. I don't know if that's appropriate for you to be reading..." (mind you, I'm 14, 15 in October...stupid over protective parents...XD) I say, "Mom, but its a romance. Do I have to spell it out for you? Okay fine. I will. Romance- A genre in which the main plot centers around two individuals falling in love and struggling to make the relationship work. Romance novels may have any tone or style, be set in any place or time, and have varying levels of sensuality—ranging from sweet to extremely hot." There we go. Got it? A romance novel would be excruciatingly boring if it didn't have any kissing in it."
And Mom says, "Okay fine. I just don't like you reading that stuff so much. Well, i guess I better start Breaking Dawn now."
And we just know she'll be pleased and aprroveing of what kind of romantic qualities go on in Breaking Dawn. -cough cough-
hehe.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 16, 2009 17:53:56 GMT -5
INCLUDES BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!!!
Update of above post: my mom got through the sensual honeymoon part in breaking dawn but didn't really say anything bad about it. Yay me, no scolding. (!) Huzzah!
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Post by b√αиk on Apr 16, 2009 17:59:17 GMT -5
Haha. Your mom is so funny. Mine can't even finish a book. She'll start it read to the 2nd chapter and then quit........I only remember 2 books she's ever read. meh. I guess it's better then your mom skip.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 16, 2009 18:05:34 GMT -5
Yeah it's kinda creepy. I walked into her bedroom this morning to do my hair and I woke her up and she goes, "Huh...what...uhh. Wheres Breaking-wheres Breaking Dawn..." -searches for book (well actually phone, cause' she reads off this thing called a Ereader on her phone...dumb I know)- and she starts reading first thing in the morning. Doesn't even say hi to me! (HAHA omg bella-You don't even say hi to me anymore. edward- hi. HAHAHA I love how he says that...) |
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Post by b√αиk on Apr 16, 2009 19:52:28 GMT -5
hah. But then again that's how I was except my mom would take the book away from me. Speaking of books I went to the library today. *SQUEEL!*
i know i'm a book worm
yeah rob says it so bluntly so it sounds funneh.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 20, 2009 16:33:54 GMT -5
Hehe. Yeah. Mom's and Twilight...thats not right.
ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT ON THURSDAY APRIL 23!! THEY ARE DOING A SPECIAL NEW MOON COVERAGE AND TALKING ON THE SET WITH ROBERT AND KRISTEN AND TAYLOR AND OMG --intermission for unavoidable hypervenilation-- OKAY! AND I CAN'T WAIT I HEARD RUMORS THEY ARE PLAYING THE TRAILER BUT I DON'T KNOW YET!! eeeekk
Oh I found a site that has some info on it heres what it said...
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Post by b√αиk on Apr 20, 2009 17:08:48 GMT -5
OMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU AT SCHOOL. I SAW THAT COMMERCIAL A WEEK AGO. THE DATE IS WRITTEN ON MY PLANNER. We need to get together and have a marathon over it Skip. LOL.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 20, 2009 18:24:15 GMT -5
LOL yeah I know I don't know how I forgot either this is crazyness. probably testing an school and theresa being odd got us all confused and disoriented. XD (notice how I only blame theresa for being the odd one hehe)
HAHA ZOMG
I found very funny photos of rob showing off in his little customized pea coat but i can't show them cause my computers being a buttmunch. -cries- grrr eh you have all probably seen em already, i know I have before but it's so much funnier with his line about it in the audio commentary...XD XD XD
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Post by b√αиk on Apr 21, 2009 17:36:53 GMT -5
hah. You got to show me the pictures of the superhuman freak in his pea coat and his little bouffant. I'm so excited for NEW MOON. I want to see the cover a lot.
ohhhhh -swoons-
rob *drool*
i'm staring at your siggy skippeh. I love his outtakes on photos it's so funny.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 27, 2009 20:51:47 GMT -5
This song below reminds me of Jacob in Breaking Dawn and actually makes me feel bad for him because it makes me realize how much this hurts him and why he is so rude sometimes ("My words they don't come out right
But I'll try to say I'm happy for you"...)
Congratulations lyrics
(feat. Imogen Heap)
Is that seat taken
Congratulations
Would you like to take a walk with me
My mind it kind of goes fast
I try to slow it down for you
I think I'd love to take a drive
I want to give you something
I've been wanting to give to you for years
My heart
My heart, my pain won't cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
My heart won't take this cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
I came to see the light in my best friend
You seemed as happy as you'd ever been
My chance of being open was broken
And now you're Mrs. him.
My words they don't come out right
But I'll try to say I'm happy for you
I think I'm going to take that drive
I want to give you something
I've been wanting to give to you for years
My heart
My heart, my pain won't cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
My heart
My heart won't take this cover up
You left me.. hu hu hu hu
And I can't change this
I can never take it back
But now I can't change your mind
(You left me)
And I can't take this
I can never take this back
But now I can't change your mind
can't change your mind
(You left me)
Can't change you mind
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
(You left me.. hu hu hu hu)
Go away
Make it go away
Please. |
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Post by b√αиk on Apr 28, 2009 18:03:34 GMT -5
Oh my gosh. That really does sound like Jacob and Bella. I feel so sorry for him. He wants something so bad but he can't have it. He has to know hes always 2nd to Edward. I am so Team Switzerland. Tehe. I almost cried. Poor Jacob. I do get angry at Bella sometimes.
SPOILER!!!
I think that that song should play when they have Jacob come to the wedding for Bella and when they see each other. |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 29, 2009 19:23:05 GMT -5
yes I totally agree...
I think the song is so beautiful too...XD ah I love Blue October...
chicka shaw chicka shaw
but I think Jacob is still a jerk
when he is at the wedding! I
mean of course he would be
really upset but I wish he
would just suck it up just
this one time for Bella's sake.
I mean, it's her freaking wedding.
Seriously.
Oops here I go again, forgetting
that they aren't real people...
it's fiction it's fiction it's fiction
NO IT'S NOT!
curse this wretched internal conflict
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Post by b√αиk on Apr 30, 2009 15:35:36 GMT -5
Don't fret my skip. I talk about them like their real too. It's much easier. But I think Jacob has a right to be angry and I do think he should suck it up also. But....... He has sucked it up so much in the 2nd book and 3rd. Poor Jacob had Bella flirting with him but really she was just using him. So I am sort of angry with Bella but yeah know Edward rules and DOGS drool. tehe. get it? Jacob's a dog. Hahaha. I'm cracking myself up right now. Oh how dandy.
p.s. Blank's new words are dandy for happy and grody for gross. |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Apr 30, 2009 20:31:08 GMT -5
haha, blank I got on here in
science class when Mrs. BigButt (our teacher)
wasn't looking and Cody (our friend)
was like -looks at our icons and
siggies- "Holy crap! Is this like, a Rob
Pattinson fan site?!" haha I was
like "No, actually it's a site about
wild cats who live in clans who are
actually enemies and have to try
to get along to prevent fighting but
usually end up fighting anyways
and there are four clans, windclan,
thunderclan, etc....
haha he gave me a weird look.
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