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Post by miss. s k i p on Mar 24, 2009 18:40:34 GMT -5
Okay has anyone heard the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart? (the remix by Nikki French...weird kind of old...but still good stuff to jam out too. kind of. XD) I'm sure you have, but heres the link to hear it if you haven't. I was listening to it on my ipod in my room when I had this whole daydream and it was amazingly funny (at least to me) hahahaha. okay heres the link to hear the song.
link--->TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
Okay, heres my "funny" daydream. It helps if you listen to the song while imagining this, so maybe read it then play it and think! hahaha. Okay here goes. It was so funny! it must be one of my longest daydreams ever! I didn't even know I could zone out that long!!
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Jasper and Emmett Cullen are home alone while everyone else in the Cullen crew and Bella is crammed into one car as they go out to get groceries for Bella because she is staying with them for a week. She is obviously still human at this point.
Jasper and Emmett wait for them to leave, watching out the front door until they are out of sight completely. Once gone, the two of them run upstairs, shoving each other and laughing, to their rooms. Reaching into their closets, they pull out one of those hangers with a protective bag on it that you get when you get clothes done at the laundromat. Standing side by side, they unzip their bags at the same time to reveal two bright orange full body workout suits. {This could not end well. HAHA}
Anyhoo, Emmett and Jasper pull on the suits, and also pull on brightly colored sweatbands and wristbands. They look each other over, and give the thumbs up with wild grins plastered on their giddy faces. Running back downstairs, Jasper goes to the full surround sound speaker and subwoofer and hits the "on" button. Next he pops in a CD and twists his head around to look at Emmett with a wild look in his eye. He grabs the volume control and turns it all the way up.
In a matter of seconds after pressing the play button, the remixed version of Total Eclipse of the Heart begins to explode out of the stereo and Jasper and Emmett begin dancing/ exersizing...whatever the word for that is. Oh! J a z z e r s i z e! Here are some examples what Jasper and Emmett were doing {but obviously to Total Eclipse of the Heart, not whatever music they play in these videos. Also Emmett and Jasper began lipsyncing, and eventually Emmett switched from lipsyncing to actual singing, sure that onbody could hear him anyways over the loud music.
Jazzercize # 1 (hilarious!)
Jazzercize # 2(haha short but kind of funny to imagine Jasper and Emmett doing this)
Jazzercize # 3 Haha!! THIS ONE IS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! TOTALLY WHAT I SAW BUT WITH TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!!!!!!
THEN, the boys where so immersed in their jazzercizing, they didn't notice that Carlisle and the rest of the Cullen gang had pulled into the driveway. All the people in the car noticed the house was shaking and vibrating from the music being so incredibly loud and they could hear "Total Eclipse of the Heart" blaring from outside. They gave each other weird looks and began to get nervous at what they would find inside.
Walking in, they saw Emmett and Jasper dancing away and having the time of their very very long lives, huge smiles playing on their faces. The music was so loud tehy didn't hear the whole group walk in. They all began to laugh, but tried to be quiet so they could make teh hilarious moment last without the boys hearing them and stopping. Rosalie whipped out a camcorder to videotape it all. Probably to make fun of Emmett at a later date.
Eventually, Carlisle became a little weirded out when he realized the boys had the sound system rigged to replay the song over and over again. He got up and turned it off, and Jasper stopped dancing. Emmett, however had his eyes closed and didn't catch on at first, kept dancing his little fast pace dance, and singing along a little of key and very loudly. Apparently his sweatband had slid down over his ears, and he didn't really notice anything had happened. jasper tapped his shoulder, hissing at him, "Dude, we're busted! Cut it out!"
Emmett stopped and ripped his sweatband off and through it on the floor, kicking it behind him with his foot like he hadn't just been seen doing that whole dancing/singing/jazzercize thing. Jasper just stared at his feet. Carlisle was like, "Sons, I'm a bit worried! I'm not sure if I want to except this strange behavior in my household...it's a little...strange and...well...frightening." He looked over in Bella's direction, where Edward was smoothing her hair and kissing her head saying," It will be okay, love. It's alright." Bella was crying because she was so terrifyed by the scene she had just witnessed. "But Edward! Why were they doing that?! It's just...just...so...unnatural and...unusual!
"Bella, honey, it's just Lasper and Emmett, they probably forgot to take their medicine today. They are just...like that sometimes. I'm sorry you had to see that." Edward finished, leading her away. Carlisle turned back to Jasper and Emmett, saying,"yes, boys, I do not want to frighten Bella more then we already do. No more of this dancing, please, at least in my house. And dispose of those...outfits." Then Emmett replied, "But Carlisle! This is our livelyhood! If we can't dance here, then maybe we'll...we'll move out!! We'll go someplace else! Because I can see our dancing isn't appreciated around here! Right Jazz? Jazz?"
Then Jasper said,"Um, Emmett, I am kind of freaked out by your whole dancing routine too, and how obsessed you are with it. It's ruling your life, dude." Alice was beside him now, holding his hand. "I knew you were not really into this whole crazy thing Jazz!" She hugged him. Emmett just stared at him with his jaw wide open. "Traitor!" he yelled at Jasper, and looked like he would cry if that was possible.
Soon everyone but Jasper and Emmett were left in the room. "What was that about man?! Your supposd to be my dance buddy! My jazzercize pal! You and me du-" Jasper cut him off. "Hey, Em," Jasper started,"I'm so into this. I was just lying back there because I didn't want them to think I'm crazy, especially Alice. Dude, but I caught the look in Rosalie's eyes back then, and I could tell she was totally diggin' the you doing this whole thing. I think she likes you bod' in that suit, buddy!" Emmett sniffled, and said,"You really think so?" Jasper replied, "I know so Emm! Go get em' tiger!" Jasper gave Emmett a knuckle touch and they did their elaborate secret handshake, then Emmett ran off to find a very turned on Rosalie.
So all ends well, however very akward, but well, in the Cullen household.
The End!
{sorry that was so long!! Love ya' guys!}
A SKIP POST-not designed to
puncture and deflate the morale of
Emmett, Jasper, or anyone of the
Twilight characters.
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 24, 2009 20:15:44 GMT -5
OMG that was hilarious. I love your vivid imagination. What would I do without you. *huggles*
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Post by miss. s k i p on Mar 24, 2009 21:22:26 GMT -5
Haha yes, the ole' noggin ish pretty vivid these days...you should look at my dream journal from last night! iT WAS A EDWARD DREAM! it took a hour to write down, and was like, 4 pages long. I woke up and almost cried because I didn't want to and tried to go back to sleep. Amazing dream. But really long and I don't want to write it out again. Blech. Maybe later. In the dreams section ^^
Oh yeah, and the day after I got my Twilight movie, I watched it with my parents, then the day after that, they tried to take it away from me because I kept watching the special features over and over again, so I snagged the portable DVD player and hid in my closet and watched the movie again. This time I whipped out my camera and took like, 400 screenshots while it played. XD Then my camera battery died. T.T
But anyhoo, I have some AMAZINGLY hot pictures now and I hypervenilate EVERY STINKING TIME I LOOK AT THEM! They are like, drugs! I shouldn't look at them but I'm addicted and MUST! IT'S A NEED!!!!!
IT IS A CRAVING THAT EATS AWAY AT MY STOMACH WHEN I AM NOT FEEDING THE HUNGER GROWING WITHIN ME.
It's like a freaking tapeworm! Somebody take me to the vet!! Why didn't my mommy give me my monthly Heartguard!?? {or whatever that pill is for that prevention...}
Yeah so I uploaded the pictures that are oh so delicious and rapid-breathing-making {<--- too much uglies-pretties-specials hehe} on my computer and I started laughing like a crazy maniac and screaming and stuff and my brother walked in and said "WHAT?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!"
I just kept laughing/shrieking because I wasn't capable of doing anything else yet. Twilight had once again incapacitated me. Then I grabbed my brother's head and shoved it at the computer screen so he would have to look at my twilight screenshots and I was like," Look at his face!!! It's so hot there!!" -scrolls through images- "But wait! Look at this one Jake!" {my brother's name is Jacob}"His face is so hilarious there!"-explains what was happening in movie when Edward made a face- etc etc.
Haha, then my brother left the room after attacking me by tickling my neck, and I couldn't stop my laughing/shrieking. You guys better kiss your lucky stars that you haven't seen or most of all HEARD me when I go off on a laughing spree. My laugh is incredibly loud. REALLY LOUD. haha, and its REALLY OBNOXIOUS too. Just ask Blank. XD XD XD Yeah, so it can get really annoying to my parents when it's 10:00 at night and I'm making a ton of noise. My mom walked into the room, looked at me, sighed, and walked away. I got up and ran after her, still laughing and screaming saying shouting, "MOM! DO YOU THINK I NEED PILLS?! I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF!! -goes into spasms and keeps laughing like a mad woman- {I seriously was so hyper and couldn't breathe or stop laughing and screaming it was actually kind of scary but left me kind of happy feeling XD} My mom looked at me, and said, "Skip, you are past the point where pills would help. What you need is to be put in a mental institution!" That of course made me laugh more...not helping my already whacked up problem caused by twilight. X3 |
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 25, 2009 9:57:02 GMT -5
OMG. SKIP. I did the same thing. I was taking pictures of edward and stuff and kristen and all that with my camera. Hehe. By the way about thursday and friday call me.
I'm going to admit right now how many times I have watched Twilight......
11 times with 4 of them being audio commentary. hehe My mom keeps hiding it cause she says I am messed up. I don't laugh at things on TV or in Movies but I do with Twilight. And every time he's hot. (every time he's on the screen.) I start drooling and rolling. When We were at my friend Thereasa's house I couldn't contain myself so I had to sit on my hands but then my head started moving so I was going crazy. Don't know what got in to me. I think it was my worse case of OCD. |
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Post by George on Mar 25, 2009 17:27:03 GMT -5
i haven't watched it yet...CRY! i been to busy playen rock band!
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 25, 2009 18:43:22 GMT -5
WHATTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!
*LEAPS ONTO FOXIE* "YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!" NOW RIGHT NOW.
I don't think I could live without seeing Twilight at least once or twice a week. It's so amazing. Now that I've watched it over and over I see the finer details in it. Christine Harwicke did an amazing job. I read her Director's Notebook at Borders I think the guy their got mad that I didn't buy anything but i read like 3 books lol. My mom was shopping around so she dropped me off for like an hour.
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Post by George on Mar 26, 2009 15:03:44 GMT -5
but im adicted to the game!! wah!!!! wah wah@!!
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 26, 2009 15:53:28 GMT -5
Hehe Skip was addicted to an online guitar world for a bit I remember *nudge nudge skip* hehe. You played it nonstop Skippeh! =]
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Post by miss. s k i p on Mar 26, 2009 16:07:56 GMT -5
Yep. Haha, but that game is really funtastical.
ZOMG yeah I craze for Twilight! I lurve it so! -cradles dvd-
I went on and on about it at my Grandma and Grandpa's house and they are really spiritual people (not to say I'm not) but since they don't know that the Cullen's are good vampires they just assume that all vampires are evil. Sooo they gave me this talk about how I should be careful about being so obsessed with vampires and stuff because, well, they think they are evil creatures.
Haha. Yep. {not to offend my grandparents or anything, or most of all God, because I really am looking for forgiveness from my sins, and am truly not trying to be a bad person. I just can't help it if I fall in love with vampires. Well, one vampire in particular...-clears throat- -cough-Edward-cough cough- |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Mar 26, 2009 16:15:23 GMT -5
Oh, also, when I was at my Grandparent's house they gave me this DVD that they sent in for on a cereal box giveaway thing and said I could watch it if I wanted, and I put in in the DVD player and started watching it.
When it started, it showed a girl climbing up a water tower, but it only really showed her back. Then they did another shot where I saw her face and I was like WHOA that girl looks sooo familiar. Then I did a double take and saw it was a younger Kristen Stewart! Haha! She had redder cheeks and ears and no makeup and looked so much younger! Her hair was short and weird though. {blech like mine...although I am trying to grow mine out...}
Oh, the movie was called Catch That Kid. ^^ tehe. My brother walked in and was like "Oh my gosh I love this movie!" and when saw Kristen and was like, "Hey! That girl really looks alot like that one girl in that Twilight movie that you are obsessed with! Yeah! She looks like that girl who was the main character! Whats her name..." I'm like," I KNOW! THIS IS SO COOL! ITS KRISTEN STEWART! THE GIRL WHO PLAYS BELLA!!" He's like..."Whoa, jeez, Skip, breathe. Twilight is not real. Calm yourself." I'm like..."sorry. -evil grin- I AM NOT SORRY! -runs away screaming excitedly- " |
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 27, 2009 19:38:13 GMT -5
hehe yeah i took pictures of the movie twilight. I'll post some pictures on here cause I'm going to make icons.
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Post by miss. s k i p on Mar 28, 2009 11:26:56 GMT -5
-sighs- i luff twilight!
my dad keeps getting mad at me
because at mention of it i get a
giddy and can't stop giggling and
stuff ^^ but in the store today
they had displays of tv's and a
twilight commercial came on and
i was mesmerised and my dad
was talking to me but i didn't
notice until they blocked the
screen and were like "HELLO?!"
haha.
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 28, 2009 18:11:54 GMT -5
OMG that happened it target to me................except my mom wasn't their and i sort of sat stunned. (yes i sat on the floor and im proud of it) when it was over i kept watching the screen and then my mom came asking if i picked out a game. i got up and saw like one of target's workers staring at me weird but his face was blurry cause i was dreaming........
i love WALMART. (hehe I LOVE GREENHOUSES)
Walmart has Twilight commercials which omg. I scream yell Aptompkin and roll around on the floor. Until My mom yells at me. Then I sit on my hands and bounce around and then my sister pushes me and I fall over and start laughing and yelling WHY??! over and over again until my mom yells again and then the commercials over. So yeah basically that's what happens every commercial.
IF YOU HAVE TWILIGHT WATCH THE AUDIO COMMENTARY. I've watched it 6 times and the Original movie about 16.
HEHE. *I think I might get off soon I'm getting giddy and My mom is staring at me angrily because were at her friends house who won't appreciate it much if I accidentally break her stuff and start screaming.*
bye.
hah i said bye....
ummmm
bye....
this feels like a phone conversation....
crap i'm laughing hysterically...
oh no.....
my momma.....
bye. |
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Post by miss. s k i p on Mar 28, 2009 19:00:33 GMT -5
HAHA! omg I know I was in Target when that happened too! TWIN! -high fives- well, yeah, I saw this one Walmart Twilight commercial and I got excited but the music to it sucked really bad. It was like REALLY BAD. But Edward/Rob's face made the music of misery go bye bye.. -floats away on a cloud-
Oh and my grandparents are driving up from NC and when they do this they always stay in my room, and my door is completely covered in rob and twilight stuff I printed out and my closet door has a few more things on it {of rob} and they are going to be frightened by my obsession, and my grandpa will probably make perverted jokes out of it. He's the crazy grandpa. Wait, I just realized both my grandpa's are kind of crazy, this one cthat is coming up to visit just makes weird REALLY LOUD noises and accidently scares the crap out of my dog with them, and can be kind of innapropriate sometimes {don't you love that ina grandpa?! haha} but my other one just is crazy in the way that he collects pistachio shells and paints faces on them...yeah. crazy I know.
BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT A TWILIGHT POSTER SOOOO BADLY RIGHT NOW! SOOOO BADLY!
-cries because they are like, 7$ and I'm a cheapo who is saving my money for a car, a horse, college, a house, a barn, food, future needs, adopting a kiddo, feeding the kiddo, buying diapers, {oh for the kiddo, not me...(sure thats what they allllll say skip!!)}, for adopting my rescued greyhounds, feeding my greyhounds, etc etc. haha. i got this allllll planned out. XD well, maybe I can afford one poster....-cries again- lol. |
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Post by b√αиk on Mar 29, 2009 8:21:10 GMT -5
Hah. I got a poster from you for Christmas Skip and I got that really Rare and awesome one from my mom when we moved. Anyways I don't have much to say butttt yes I watched Twilight yesterday with my mom's friend and they left the room for a minuter and I started fidgeting and my Mom glared at me and was like NOT NOW! haha muwhahaha |
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